Friday, April 3, 2009

my rhymes are tight, my rhymes are neat-o, they extenuate what matters like an awkward Speedo

a poem about tweed

I find tweed both posh and stately
it's a fabric I admire greatly
be you English, French, or Swede
all look fetching in a tweed
(except for Romanians, 'cause they're mad gross)

there's dignity in woven twill
and whether chatting with George Will
or shooting birds atop some hill
you're bound to absolutely kill (pun hesitantly intended)

it's sense with which we all should breed!

O, how my lovelorn heart would bleed
to see a woman wearing tweed
even be she Margaret Mead
I wouldn't hesitate to plant my seed

the world's obsessed with Paris
but all I want is Harris
let's amend the Nicene Creed
and sanctify those wearing tweed

1 comment:

  1. tweed may sport but houndstooth calms
    my chafed ennui relieved with balm
    no longer in need of porn or psalm
    http://supportworldpeace.blogspot.com

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