toffee shop brothel

In his youth, Nicholas Wade

smoked a pipe, said "fuck" a shade

too much

but in spite of such

would never stoop to rhodomontade

Macdonald Duck Eclair - Mac Teenage Riot

Limerick

My distinguished colleague Hieronymus

Tight on liquor and feeling quite bonhomous

Took a casual stroll to the town glory hole

And received a blowjob from Anonymous

Death Set - Negative Thinking