Dream Occupations

1) Captain of the Hongwu Emperor's 'Embroidered-Uniform Guard'/ 'Brocade-Clad Guard' or Jinyi Wei (锦衣卫) . It would be a wondrous marriage between my love of smart fabrics and my lifelong aspiration to become Head of Random Disappearances in a prestigious Ming dynasty goon squad.

2) Scion/Drone.

3) Make-out Laureate.

4) Fusilier. Note: I would also settle for Harquebusier.

A knot of contenders for number 5, but in no particular order: Mic dropper, show stopper, share cropper, clodhopper, Slap Chopper™, wife swapper, Big Bopper.

Anamanaguchi - Helix Nebula